nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked

5 minutes ago  87,443 notes   via styleswanky   (© human)
filled under:  there'd only be broken pieces of them in the halls
41 minutes ago  82,296 notes   via sorry   (© lameforlife)

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

41 minutes ago  62,021 notes   via clannyphantom   (© dailyplatypus)

Reblog if you have boobs

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

49 minutes ago  12,725,248 notes   via we-are-all-secretly-dead   (© inthemidstofmonsters)
1 hour ago  584 notes   via urbran   (© raikouji)
filled under:  digimon

im in the laundry room and im bored.

1 hour ago  0 notes
filled under:  yay for fun Saturdays😐
me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr
2 hours ago  75,510 notes   via okay   (© lamelohan)

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

2 hours ago  218,481 notes   via agentmheb   (© pornstarwars)
filled under:  i dont think any guy is that important

monkeysmeanbusiness:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

A-fucking-men.

2 hours ago  73,049 notes   via carryonmyenjoltaire   (© utteranonymity)

rupsidaisy:

sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful

3 hours ago  101,331 notes   via johnathanocallaghan

… its too early for this bullshit.

— Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

3 hours ago  243,111 notes   via johnathanocallaghan

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

3 hours ago  18,411 notes   via swarnpert   (© leilockheart)
4 hours ago  71,603 notes   via yourlocaldarklord   (© morganrjaffe)

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaineRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Failed a class.Smoked weed.Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Accidentally burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi.  Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDSPlayed on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
13 hours ago  66,347 notes   via terrakion   (© larryishellacute)
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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

14 hours ago  888,316 notes   via asian   (© snoia)